Goddess of women and marriage.

Some call me bitter.
I guess that's true.

[independent RP-blog.
tag: vengefulnature.]

     ”Are you coming? I want to show you something.”

Anonymous said:
"That’s the second time you’ve tried to kill me today." //Zxeus

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"The second time? You cannot step into the
 same river twice, my dear.”

"Maybe it’s not such a good idea to undermine me in front of the hostage - sends a mixed message."

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"Hermes, this is blackmail. Not one of your negotiations.
 If you cannot do this properly I will take over. I told you
 that from the start.”

"Oh, I must have missed that lesson. Just like you missed the one about not marrying the enemy!" (I want more young!Olympians)

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"—— marrying the enemy? He is our brother! I do not care
       what kind of quarrel you’ve got with him. Do not make
       me part of it. I did not want to marry either of you but
       what is done is done. I will not have you scream at me
       for something I’ve never had a say in.”

mr. and mrs. smith - sentence meme pt. 1

“I guess that’s what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning.”
"I never told you, but I was married once before."
"It was just a drunken Vegas thing."
"Oh, that’s better. That’s much better."
"Happy endings are just stories that haven’t finished yet."
"Your aim’s as bad as your cooking sweetheart…and that’s saying something."
"Don’t tell me how to handle my wife."
"Tell me you got smart and that you killed that lying bitch."
"Guess that was just wishful thinking."
"Still alive, baby?"
"We have an unusual problem here."
"You obviously want me dead, and I’m less and less concerned for your well-being."
"Dance with me."
"It was just my cover, sweetheart."
"Wait, why do I get the girl gun?"
"It’s called evasive driving, sweetheart!"
"Hiya, stranger."
"You burn the picture after you get the assignment! It’s the first thing you learn!"
"Oh, I must have missed that lesson. Just like you missed the one about not marrying the enemy!"
"If you don’t like them we can take them back."
"You’ll get used to them."
"That vacation in Aspen, you left early, why?"
"Damn, I wanted him."
"These fuckers get younger every year."
"Any last words?"
"The new curtains are hideous."
"I thought I told you not to bother me at the office, honey."
"I have a thoery, newly developed."
"I’m think you killed us."
"Why do you care? I was just a cover."
"Who says you were just a cover?"
"Ask us the sex question."
"Oh, look. More desert."
"Web of lies!"
"I missed you."
"That’s the second time you’ve tried to kill me today."
"Oh, come on, it was just a little bomb."
"Come on, let’s talk about this! You don’t want to go to bed angry!"
"What’s new?"
"My parents died when I was five. I’m an orphan."
"Who was that kind fellow who gave you away at our wedding?"
"I can’t believe I brought my real parents to our wedding."
"Sweetheart…?"
"You want it? It’s yours."
"There’s a huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with everything we don’t say to each other."
"Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don’t talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is…you die."
"Can I have a soda or a juice or…"
"Ok, that was a nice shot."
"What? You’re looking for a job or something?"
"You are the job."
"They’re bulletproof!"
"We’ll talk about this later."
"You saying you had your ass handed to you by some girl?"
"You really expect me to roll over and play dead?"
"Well, you should be used to it after five years of marriage."
"Come to daddy."
"Who’s your daddy now?"
"We should so not be allowed to buy these."
"On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate the happiness of your marriage?"
"Tempting but I don’t get out of bed for less than half a million dollars."
"I realise you witnessed the Mrs. and I working through a few domestic issues."
"That’s regrettable but don’t take that to be a sign of weakness, that would be a mistake on your part."
"Maybe it’s not such a good idea to undermine me in front of the hostage - sends a mixed message."
"Mistake on your part."
"Baby, you couldn’t find the button with both hands and a map."

trident-wielder:

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"Drown the world, shake the earth. I would do anything to
 rid your heart of bitterness. How can you smile with the 
 kind of beauty Aphrodite envies and still be unhappy? I
 can see the ice underneath, sister, and I would kill a thousand
 men if it meant it’d melt.”

"And what would be left of me, my love? I am known
 for my bitterness and jealousy. Men have written me
 a history of violence and spiteful, petty crimes. The
 whole world thinks I am nothing more than my dear
 husband’s possessive wife. If you take that away I
 will fade from people’s memory. 

 I do not need you to help me, my sweet brother. If
 I wanted a man to melt my ice or kill in my name I
 wouldn’t look to you.”

polyxenos said:
"Kings are of short supply"

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"Indeed. Luckily for us their Queens are made of 
 sterner stuff, and more persistent.”

"Whomever gets in the way of your happiness will meet my wrath."

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"My dear, I haven’t been happy since I was a child.
 Are you going to drown the world now, Poseidon?”